Same gauntlet of grown-up problems for everyone today. Dodge taxes, debt, job loss, backaches, and the baby; grab money, joy, and donuts along the way.
Standard: 3 strikes before you're out, and enough collected tokens can auto-save a strike (cost rises each time).
Intense: faster, denser, and one hit ends it, no saves.
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In Standard, the ⛊ count top-right is what your next saved strike costs in tokens. Enough tokens and a hit is absorbed instead of costing a strike, but the price rises each time you use it.
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Dodge taxes, debt, job loss, backaches, and the baby. Grab money, joy, and donuts. Arrow keys / A·D to steer, or tap and hold the left/right half of the track. Tap HOP (or Space) to jump a problem instead of just avoiding it. Standard gives you 3 strikes, Intense gives you 1.
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